"Hello. I'm a spaceman. I'm a weirdness from the future and the past. I am the spirits of Einstein, Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell and Simmons, taken possession, temporarily, of the innocent body known here on earth as Tom Morey. I (we, really) am looking at your surfboards of today and am thinking they are junk. Maybe you're impressed (as these boards are possibly the best you've ever known) (possibly, as even that is questionable), but really not too impressive. We Weirdos realize that ANYTHING IMAGINABLE IS POSSIBLE. Very little imagination is reflected in "today's board." It is basically the same as "yesterday's board," the board surfed last year, the year before that, the year before that and the year before that..."

-Tom Morey, Surfer Magazine, 1970.